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Thursday, November 11, 2010

THE PEOPLE'S JOKE

I  thought I'd share with you this cracker that I discovered in the imagination volt this morning. Enjoy.

Caller: Hello, I've just been robbed.
Police: Where are you, now?
Caller: I'm at home.
Police: Did you get a good look at the perpetrator?
Caller: Yeah. It was the bank.
Police: Which bank?

1 comment:

  1. Believe it or not, Sir Ralph must be the luckiest worker in Australia. Not only is he paid $16 million per week, but he has the code for this bank vault, which means he can walk in or out of it at any time. If he is short of money for a coffee, he can just go to the vault, get $10, and pop down to Gloria Jeans for a morning coffee...no questions asked !

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