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Saturday, December 11, 2010

A CHRISTMAS CRACKER



An ill-informed man turns up to a formal Christmas party wearing shorts and a blue Canterbury top. 
 
Matradee: Sir, I cannot let you in.This is a formal affair. 
Knockabout Bloke: Well I'll have you know that in my country this is very formal. 
Matradee: And which country do you come from, sir? 
Knockabout Bloke: The western suburbs.

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